From danowitz@carfax.ims.advantis.comThu Feb 13 11:44:50 1997
Date: Thu, 13 Feb 1997 11:40:24 -0500 (EST)
From: Joshua Danowitz <danowitz@carfax.ims.advantis.com>
To: Henry Farkas <hfarkas@carfax.ims.advantis.com>,
    Sean Grover <SEANYUKO10@aol.com>,
    "Kenneth H. Lee" <khl@carfax.ims.advantis.com>,
    Laura Sloat <apa@carfax.ims.advantis.com>,
    Kathryn Kaysee Long <kaysee@carfax.ims.advantis.com>,
    Tom Ho <tomho@carfax.ims.advantis.com>
Cc: Marty Miller <marty@carfax.ims.advantis.com>,
    Chris O'Connor <chrisoc@carfax.ims.advantis.com>
Subject: Thank you for calling Etch-A-Sketch Support! (fwd)

Forwarded message:
>From joe@earthweb.com Thu Feb 13 16:35:30 1997
Date: Thu, 13 Feb 1997 11:26:50 -0500 (EST)
From: Joe McGuire <joe@earthweb.com>
To: danowitz@carfax.ims.advantis.com
Subject: Thank you for calling Etch-A-Sketch Support! (fwd)
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I get 3 or 4 jokes a day now - watch out here they come!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 13 Feb 1997 11:16:30 -0800
From: Jennifer Gniady <jenn@earthweb.com>
To: yak@earthweb.com
Subject: Thank you for calling Etch-A-Sketch Support!

     Tech Support for Etch-A-Sketch

     Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display.
     A: Pick it up and shake it.

     Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over
        the screen.
     A: Pick it up and shake it.

     Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
     A: Pick it up and shake it.

     Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art
        project.
     A: Pick it up and shake it.

     Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
     A: Pick it up and shake it.

     Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle
        of my work?
     A: Stop shaking it.




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