#include <apologies.h> 
   #include <abasement.h> 
   #include <favourite_toys.h> 
   #include <sexy_underwear.h> 
   #include <ice_cream.h> 
   #define FAULT mine 
   #define ME 0xBADBADBADBAD 
   #define CRAWL_NO 256 
   main(argc, argv) 
   int argc; 
   char **argv; 
   { 
      int crawling=0; 
      for(crawling=0; crawling>CRAWL_NO; crawling++) { 
          abase(ME);                         
          castigate(ME); 
          humble(ME); 
          humiliate(ME,whip(),beat()); 
          buy(expensive_toy()); 
          buy(leatherwear()); 
          buy(choc_chip_ice_cream()); 
          buy(red_roses(12)); 
      } 
      printf(stdnationalnewspaper,"I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!n"); 
      printf(stdlocalpaper,"%s is truly truly sorry!n," 
             my_name()); 
   }